Hello, it's me...

... A voice from your past.  Can you tell me, how long has it been?

It's been almost four years!  That seems about long enough.

More to come.

Satsuma Bacon

Based on my earlier Blood Orange Bacon.  Now, with percentages!

• 1.26kg fresh pork belly (100%)
• 31.5g TenderQuick (2.5%)
• 81g Polish buckwheat honey (~6.43%, down from 12.8% sugar in the original)
• 9g ground cinnamon (.7%)
• 21.3g fresh Satsuma Mandarin zest (1.7%, up from 1.2% in the original)

And about 50g of water since honey turns it into a terrible lumpy mess.  I have to start using dry sugars; I haven't had a problem due to adding a bit of water yet, but I don't like it.

The thing about fresh zest, of course, is it's tough to precisely estimate the yield from whole fruit, or exactly what the effect of a given weight of zest will be, anyway.  It probably isn't worth worrying about it, the more the better.

Tea-smoked Paneer

After my initial misstep I did some more tea-smoked fish, this time over plain black tea and star anise and for about half the time - I could do it a bit longer, but it was a good start.  But it gave me an idea...

I've wanted to do a smoked cheese for ages, but generally you need a cold smoker for that, and tea smoking on the stovetop, while cooler than a barbecue, is still hot.  However, paneer, being an acid-set cheese, doesn't melt, and tea smoking takes such a short time that it's perfectly safe for dairy products.  And chai-smoked paneer just seems right, though I've never seen it before.

I didn't take any pictures or video, since I was working on a few other things at the same time, but I'll definitely do it again and write it up properly.  Being able to make a smoked cheese in a few hours, and not busy hours, is pretty awesome (and a great way to impress people and round out your charcuterie).  It went over great at the beer tasting I brought it to, and I'm looking forward to cooking with what's left.

Tea-smoked white fish...

... Is excellent, but holy crap, ten minutes was way too long.  Super intense.  Maybe five, next time, at most, and I can finish cooking it under the broiler or something if I have to.

It's All Right

I'm sitting here eating my homemade gravlax (complete success, but next time I'm going to invest in thicker pieces of fish), and drinking a bottle of Westvleteren XII.  (And watching Star Gate SG-1, but you know, not everything has to be fancy.)  Stand-up on Monday went well.  And on Friday, I start my workshop of Japanese Sword Blade Forging.

This isn't exactly where I thought I'd be now when I was a kid, but it's a lot closer than I thought I'd get to it when I was a slightly younger adult.  Sometimes things work out.

Gravlax

Started a little salmon curing today; I'm not expecting the world from it, but if it comes out better than my last batch (which wasn't even edible), I'll be pleased.  The recipe is adapted more or less from this one - I'm not a believer in Paleo nonsense, but I wanted a recipe without a lot of excess cure after how dry and salty it turned out before.

• ~566g salmon (two fillets, skin on)
• 2 tablespoons corn sugar (I normally only use it for carbonating beer, but I needed something finely granulated for this)
• 1 tablespoon smoked sea salt (I don't think smoking salt actually does anything, but I had a little I bought to try it, might as well use it up)
• 1/2 -> 3/4 teaspoon finely ground juniper berries, plus ~3/4 tablespoon whole ones
• Lots of whole fresh dill

I mixed the salt, sugar, and juniper, and spread it over both pieces of fish, favouring the thickest parts, then sandwiched the whole berries and dill between them and wrapped them in a few layers of plastic wrap.  Layed in a long dish and weighed down with a cutting board and a couple of plastic bottles full of water, it just fits onto the bottom shelf in my fridge.  Since the fillets aren't that thick, I imagine this will cure quite quickly, only a couple of days and then ready to try.

Speaking of curing, that elk worked out amazingly.  I wanted to do some more, but I got to the farmer's market too late and all I could get was bison.  I'll try something similar with that, but since it's not quite as lean it won't be the same.  I also got some whitefish, though, which I'm doing to try lightly curing and tea smoking later.

But for now, I've got some cider to carbonate and a high-voltage power supply to figure out.

Oh, and stand-up on Monday!

Curing Elk

I bought a couple of elk roasts at the farmer's market today (inside round, for people who know more about this), sort of spur of the moment, and then it occurred to me later than even one roast is going to be quite a lot of meat for a guy like me to eat right away, especially when I have all that bacon as well.  So I thought I'd cure one.

A little looking around for recommendations lead me to this Canadian bacon recipe, which I've modified by replacing the garlic powder and onion powder both with some hot Hungarian paprika - it should have a lovely colour at a minimum.  I'm probably also going to omit the smoking, and just bring it up to temp in the oven in about a week when it's done curing.

Cured Elk Round:

• 690g Elk inside round
• 1 1/2 Tbl spoons Morton's TenderQuick
• 1 1/2 tspoons brown sugar
• 1 Tbl spoon paprika

I'm thinking it'll make a good sandwich next time I make some bread?  We'll see.

Oh, yeah, stand-up last week...  Wasn't.  I temporarily lost the notes for my set and didn't feel prepared, so I showed the old pilot for Don't Cook This at Home instead.  That went over really well, though.  I've got to do a second episode soon...